VATICAN: "Jesus Was Drunk, There Is No Second Coming"

Christians have been waiting for the second coming of Jesus Christ on Earth to save the pious and believers of his calling and this has always been the bedrock upon which Christian believers good deeds are built upon but the Catholic Church has come out with doubts whether Jesus Christ promise of coming back was made at a time when he was inebriated, WAOW!!!

"A SPOKESPERSON for the Vatican has officially announced today that the second coming of Jesus, the only son of the God, may not happen now after all, but urged followers to still continue with their faith, regardless of the news.