Well, anywhere go do.
I had to look for work today. So, i got dressed. You know, i've got to make a kind of 'wow' impression.
Wore my white shirt (thank God for bleach),
put on my black trousers (i had to dye the faded parts),
polished my shoes (thanks to palm oil),
then i crowned the whole look with a black suede blazers (which i borrowed from my paddy).
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I felt so confident that i was bouncing. In fact, i checked my reflection in every car's window. God saved me. A trailer would have cleared me by the road if not for my Jet Li's jump over the car i was using as a mirror.
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I never knew the level of unemployment in the country until when i started applying for jobs. Chai! The money our leaders are shooting, ehmm, i mean looting. There is .........
Anyway, after a 10-hour search for job, the closest to a job i could get was a gateman's post. A whole First-class degree holder like me.
