Pius Adesanmi: No Wonder Rere dey Run

Aso Rock Villa. Living Room of the President’s private residence. Israeli, American, French, Chinese, Cambodian, Somalian, Sudanese, and Ghanaian security operatives protecting the Nigerian president are in the background. They try to make themselves unobtrusive. Also in the background, chanting Quranic hymns on mats imported from Chad, are marabouts from Niger, Senegal, and Gambia. At the centre of the living room, some distance away from all the foreign intelligence and spiritual protectors of the President, the usual suspects gather, wearing gloomy faces: President Goodluck Jonathan, Chief Tony Anenih, Baba Iyabo, Ayo Oritsejafor, Mohammed Adoke, Doyin Okupe, Reuben Abati, and other inconsequential AGIPs. Nobody is talking. Soft music oozes from a central entertainment system. An old school Yoruba tune probably supplied by Doyin Okupe and Reuben Abati:

If the President sacks Okupe & Wendell Simlin - Omojuwa

Japheth Omojuwa has lash out on the two special aids of the Nigerian President Jonathan for blackmailing him, maintaining that if the duo of  Doyin Okupe & Reno Omokri were sacked, the president may likely regain the ten percent of his lost popularity.

Omojuwa, a Nigerian blogger, socio-economic and political commentator said; "If the President sacks Okupe & Wendell Simlin, his popularity will increase by at least 10% just for that alone."

According to him, Reuben Abati can do the job of communicating the President Jonthan's agenda. If they must hire Reno & Okupe, may be to carry bags & phones. For instance, Reuben Abati is not evil, Reno Omokri is the representation of all that is evil. Reuben Abati is not dirty, Okupe is dirt.