Naija no go kill man pikin with laughter o! Hehehehe ............................................"Buhari said in 2003 that he has 150 cows, in 2007 he also had 150 cows. In 2011 he still had 150 cows, and also in 2015 the same 150 cows, then i ask, This Buhari's cows, are they using Condoms? If Buhari's cows don't multiply, how can the Nigerian Economy grow under him?...............................
It is possible that the cows are GMCs-- Genetically Modified Cows with a longer lifetimes.
Response From Yahoo Group:
There're two scenarios to these endemic embarrassing situations we have in the Nigerian governance corridors: the first is the penchant for eye-service and praise-singing often make some Nigerians to be so mentally and physically lazy to the point of operating like archaic robots that lack due diligence when set on an auto mode. The second scenario is the nepotism, cronyism or parapo most Nigerians at home use to get to their positions and so it does not matter whether they perform on the job or not. In the end, it all boils down to COMMONSENSE that's not Common among people that are mentally lazy and often use lazy solutions when presented with situations that require critical thinking and application of commonsense!
For example, if you carefully review the facts surrounding these repeated 150 cows in Buhari's asset declaration and the recent federal budget mess and error embarrassments, y'll find that people who are supposed to do the work and provide the records didnt even bother to do anything; they just went to the old records and retrieved the numbers or information that were accepted in the past, and used them in the new presentations; it is either these people dont think or care about what they're doing; so they're often sloppy, careless, and irrational in thinking, operations, presentations and actions.
Now, how does the country move forward with these caliber of people when they have their masters they serve and eulogize [the Pastor Joe Attueyis] who are always ready to protect their indolent workers from Diasporans who want to do things differently to advance Obodo Gare Nijeria?
Anyway sha, na something special dey for these fascinating 150 ageless and barren [or condom-using] cows ooo.......some human population control advocates may learn something from these cows that may be useful for humans ma....hahaha...!
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